Call me, maybe [Oneshot]

Title: Call me, maybe
Fandom: Hey! Say! JUMP
Pairing: Daiki/Yamada
Rating: NC-17
Wordcount: 7091
Warnings: I guess alcohol and language, your ordinary high rating fic
Summary: "Need good dick?" it says on the club mirror in messy handwriting, followed by a phone number and a heart, and it's obviously a joke. But Yamada's drunk, and besides, it would make Yuto shut up.
Notes: I accidentally googled ariyama and had an emergency writing urge. So I made this :D It's a bit messy, but it has drunken stupidity, feelings and porn, so enjoy!

( In retrospect, it's definitely a good thing that Yamada's drunk when he sees it. )