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h_itoshiPrompt: #16 - Trying to kill a spider
Wordcount: 816
Notes: Miyata POV. Manly Fujigaya.
Miyata finds Nikaido and Senga clinging tightly to each other outside their dressing room door, staring at it in horror.
“What's going on?” Miyata asks and they both jump. “If Kitayama's yelling at you he's probably just sleeptalking.”
“No, no one's there.” Senga says, unclawing his hands from Nikaido's shirt. “There's, uhm...”
“A spider.” Nikaido fills in, and he looks about as grossed out as when they had to cook a snake. “And it's huge.”
“We tried chasing it but it's so creepy when it gets close.” Senga fills in, grabbing onto Nikaido's arm again now that the confession is out. “I held out a paper it could climb on and when it did it was super fast and coming towards me and I dropped it. I don't want it on my body.”
“I tried throwing a book at it but it ran away and under the couch and when I tried to move the couch it came right at me.” Nikaido fills in, clinging to Senga in turn and they look like two 3-year-olds.
Miyata can't help but laugh. “So... It's in our dressing room and you're out here?”
“Yes, I'm not going in there where it can suddenly run over me.” Nikaido says firmly, Senga nodding quickly next to him.
“You are such girls.” Miyata says and ruffles their hair as he opens the dressing room door. He goes inside with the two of them carefully stepping in after him, still holding on to each other.
They both scream in unison and Miyata jumps half a meter in shock, clutching at his heart that's racing madly.
“Stop it!” He hisses at them, trying to calm down as they both point in the direction of the wall above the couch.
Miyata spots it, and it really is a big spider, probably 7 centimeters long with thick legs. “Iew.”
“Told you, it's freaking huge!” Senga squeaks and Nikaido agrees.
Miyata normally has no problem with spiders, but he has to admit, this one is pretty gross. It's also too big to just smash flat with a book or something, since it will ruin the wall and the book. “Ehm... It's kind of big.”
“Told you!” Nikaido repeats, even louder this time.
“Why don't we wait for the others.” Miyata says, honestly not too comfortable with the creature himself.
“Yeah.” Senga agrees, and if Nikaido looks like he might mock Miyata, he seems too scared to be left alone with it and doesn't say anything.
Kitayama arrives next, and looks between them with a confused look before he sees the spider on the wall just above his couch and takes three quick steps back.
“Mitsu, kill it!” Senga asks, more a whine than anything.
“No way it's gigantic!” Kitayama retorts and that's that.
Tamamori, Fujigaya and Yokoo all show up at the same time, and Tamamori merely tilts his head and tells the spider there's no room for it in Kis-My-Ft2.
Yokoo assesses the problem and then says something about getting a box to catch it in and leaves the room again.
Fujigaya removes his sunglasses, which he thinks is making him look like a rock star and are actually pretty fabulous, and looks around at them all with disbelief. “So none of you wants to kill it?”
They all shake their heads and Fujigaya rolls his eyes before handing his sunglasses to Miyata and grabs an old Duet from the counter. “You fucking sissies.”
He walks straight up to the wall where the spider is, rolls up the magazine and smacks it down on top of the spider.
A disgusting little crush is heard and they all wince, then stares in wonder at Fujigaya where he stands in his pink hoodie. Fujigaya unrolls the magazine and glances at it, before stepping over to leave it to Kitayama, who happens to be closest, leaving a red-brown gross spot on the wall and all of them speechless.
“Poor Yamada, covered in spider guts.” Kitayama mumbles as he looks at the cover of the magazine before setting it back on the counter.
Yokoo returns to the room with a small plastic box and stops, looking between all of them and the ugly stain on the wall. “... Who killed it?”
“Gaya did.” Senga says, adoration in his voice while Nikaido looks like he just found a hero for life and Fujigaya smiles at them.
Yokoo looks at all of them again. “... No really, who killed it?”
Everyone but Nikaido and Senga burst out laughing, and Fujigaya yells something about 'I thought you were my best friend', and it's not until Kitayama agrees that yes, Fujigaya did it, that Yokoo turns to look at Fujigaya with wide eyes. “But... You always... You?!”
Fujigaya doesn't talk to Yokoo for the rest of the day.
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Date: 2015-01-03 10:06 am (UTC)it's brilliant :)
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Date: 2015-01-11 07:32 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2015-01-11 08:28 am (UTC)“... No really, who killed it?”
NICE.
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Date: 2015-01-11 05:14 pm (UTC)