ᚠᚨᛊᚺᛁᛟᚾᛁᛊᛏᚨ [Minific]

[h_itoshi]

Title: ᚠᚨᛊᚺᛁᛟᚾᛁᛊᛏᚨ
Fandom: NEWS
Pairing: Massu/Tegoshi
Rating: G
Wordcount: 539
Notes: Got prompted to write about Massu's viking hat: "Massu wears the hat. Tegoshi laughs." So that's what I wrote. Also the title says Fashionista in runes. I had to, I'm from the north after all.

"I'm home!" Tegoshi calls as he gets inside Massu's apartment, closing the door behind him and sets his bags down as he starts unwrapping his scarf.

"Welcome!" There's an unfocused call from the living room along with some TV sounds and Tegoshi just rolls his eyes as he hangs his jacket on a hanger for Massu's sake.

He picks up his shopping bags again and heads for Massu's bedroom to leave them there. "You could come greet me you know, since-"

He cuts himself off as he involuntarily stops when he passes the doorway to the living room and catches a glimpse of Massu.

He bites his lip to keep the grin off his face as he steps closer, leaning against the doorframe while observing his ridiculous looking boyfriend.

"Babe..." He starts, unable to entirely keep the laughter from his tone, and Massu jumps. "What are you wearing?"

"What?" He frowns, turning his attention from whatever action shit he's watching on TV, like he has no idea what Tegoshi's referring to, and Tegoshi looses it.

"The hat." He laughs, dropping his bags just inside the door and steps forward to grasp onto one of the stuffed horns of Massu's hilarious viking hat. It's really tacky too, vinyl and soft and it doesn't exactly fit onto Massu's red hair. "Where the hell did you buy this?"

"You don't like it?" Massu still frowns, and Tegoshi laughs so hard he has to sit down on the couch. "I saw it and just thought 'I have to have that'. I don't really know why."

"It's super dorky!" Tegoshi gets out. "Seriously where did you find that, a creepy kink shop?"

"No." Massu tells him, clearly offended. "I would never buy accessories from some place like that."

"Not for you anyway." Tegoshi grins, proud of his comment until Massu slaps the back of his head, then tries to sound serious. Massu's fashion is serious business after all. "It's not very cool though. It looks like Harajuku, in the very bad way."

Massu still frowns at him, but slowly pulls the hat from his head, and Tegoshi automatically reaches up to fix his red strands back into place.

"Yeah that is so much better." He smiles, assessing Massu's silver necklace and white T-shirt with swirly English words about 100% more fashionable now.

"What do you know about fashion anyway." Massu tells him, still a little put out from being laughed at, Tegoshi can tell.

"Not much." He admits, smiling softly as he leans forward enough for Massu to be unable not to look at him. "But I know you're way too cool for that hat."

"I'm cool enough to make that hat cool!" Massu objects, but he's not sounding very invested in what he's saying when Tegoshi's in his face.

"Whatever. Just remember that I vetoed it." Tegoshi tells him quietly, leaning closer until he breathes the last words against Massu's lips. "You're better as a non-viking."

Tegoshi's not sure if it's a conscious decision or not when Massu kisses him instead of answering, but it works in his favour so he doesn't really care, happily kissing back to thoroughly distract Massu from having his fashion sense questioned.

Massu doesn't wear the hat again.

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